Today, on a Very Special Episode of Original Gangztaz...
|Owwww! Owwie ow ow ow! Ooch, that stings!|
|I hit my elbow on the side of the boat. Ow,my funny bone!|
|Last week we couldn't leave because you fell off your
skateboard and skinned the other elbow. Machaon was gonna put some
Bactine on it but you were all "Noooo, that burns!".
It's like your Achilles heel is your elbows or something. God, what a collossal fuckup!
|At least I'm not named after a cheap household cleanser.|
|DAMMIT YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT I AM NAMED AFTER THE EAGLE SENT BY ZEUS IN ANSWER TO THE PRAYER OF HERACLES THAT MY FATHER'S UNBORN SON BE BRAVE. BRAVE ENOUGH TO KICK YOUR FEY ASS, ANYWAY.|
|Now if Castor and Pollux can just stop handjobbing each other, we can get this clusterfuck on the road.|
|Christ. Let's just forget the trollop and get some fried chicken and some forties.|